When Patrick Mahomes put pen to paper on a reworked contract with the Kansas City Chiefs that will tie him to the franchise through 2033 at a tidy sum of $504.75 million, I was genuinely happy for him. Get that money, Pat. You deserve it. Hell, given what he’s already delivered to Kansas City since being becoming the starter in 2018 – 3 Super Bowl wins, 5 Super Bowl appearances, seven AFC Championship games, seven AFC West division titles – I’d have told him to ask for $700 m